Humour

When out shopping with N,

Me: I actually prefers shopping alone.

N: Should I leave now?

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In the train,

Me: You missed your stop! Oh! Are you sending me home?

N: No, I'm going somewhere else... Of course I'm sending you home! What a dumb question!

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On the topic of relationships,

N: And your longest relationship?

Me: 5 years

N: Wow you started dating really young!

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...and the rest they say, is history.